hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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