after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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