This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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