I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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