I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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