we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
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Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
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This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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