I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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