im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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