I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
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Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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