she was so not down for the gang bang
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
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When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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