Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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