he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
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He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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