When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
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