I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
whose ass print is on the piano?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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