I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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