youre lurking in front of me
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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