I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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