Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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