I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
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At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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