stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
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Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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