just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
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I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
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Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.