So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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