no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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