You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Randomize