Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
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You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
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Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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