he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
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I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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