D3 body, D1 cock
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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