quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
