so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
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All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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