well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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