they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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