Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
