i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
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I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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