Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
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PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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