I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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