i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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