Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
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the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
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What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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