He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
where am i from again
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
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dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
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I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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