I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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