i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
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I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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