so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
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FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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