we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Randomize
