Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
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He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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