Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
You can't motorboat a personality
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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