gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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