Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Randomize
