I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
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I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
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We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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