I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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