her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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