so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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