i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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Be still, my beating vagina.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
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Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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