My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
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I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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