I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
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yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
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I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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