I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
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So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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